Hey isn't the koolaid man creepy. If he was a superhero, would he be good or bad. The koolaid company would try and tell you he would be good. Here are some details that might help you decide for yourself.
NAME: Kool-Aid Man
REAL NAME: Pitcher Man (Circa 1975)
First Appearance: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man #1 (1983)
Last Appearance: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man #6 (1989)
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SUPER POWERS:
Indestructible adamantium pitcher with built in gyroscopic stabilizer, capable of smashing through reinforced concrete without spilling a single drop.
Cool, refreshing taste all kids love.
Powerful "Oh, Yeah!" battle cry strikes fear into the heart of villains.
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WEAKNESSES:
Only useful in thirst-related crises, #12 red dye provides lousy camoflage, inability to use doors, gates, or other conventional means of entrance.
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KNOWN ENEMIES:
The thirsties; a ruthless race of spikey-haired gremlins with advanced weaponary and spacefaring technology light years ahead of our own, dedicated to making the citizens of earth tremble in minor inconvenience.
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